Thursday, 30 June 2011

Slight concern...

See the fish at the top of my page?
You do, yes?
Good.
Well I want to remind you to feed them each time you visit my blog, otherwise they might die. I keep forgetting and feel awful for it, as I do believe that Peanut and Wilbur are looking a bit peaky.
Mr Boyfriend Man says that because they are computer-blog fish, they can't die. Well I, for one, do not believe him. I think that If we don't make the combined effort to feed them, then they will go to the virtual toilet bowl in the sky. And that, my friends, would be nothing short of a tragedy.
(Pay special attention to the 2ND GREEN FISH (I did that in green and in capitals, so you have no excuses for forgetting) he seems a little slow, and doesn't often get to the food before the other fish have eaten it. (I was watching the fish for ages to discover this) So make sure you give him a head start by dropping the food right in front of his little face.)
Nomnomnom... What do you mean 'Inappropriate'?

7 comments:

  1. I'm a little confused as to which Green fish is the "Second" green fish....?

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  2. Ha, did you know they follow your cursor around expecting food? Your fish are well cheeky!

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  3. The second green fish is the one that gets to the food last!

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  4. What if i over feed them?? Wont they also be Virtual toilet bowl'd?

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  5. No, the virtual cleaner makes sure the excess food is removed.

    Also, Dizzee Joe has just announced to me that the colours of your fish up there are perfectly representative of the Gay Pride flag.

    Not sure how he knows this exactly.....maybe he has pride?

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  6. yea, but the excessive food will get cleaned up.... but what if you feed them alot.... then i feed them alot.... then fred feeds them alot.... then beth feeds them alot... wont that kill them? it did Sharkie......

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  7. Oh god. I never thought of OVER feeding. What if everyone feeds the fish all in one day? I don't want obese fish! What if I end up with many more followers, and the fish do get fed to death?!
    Tell me the truth, am I a bad fish owner?
    I'm going to have to come up with some sort of system, aren't I?

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