You're still not convinced that cows are dangerous, evil and possibly unstoppable?

Well take a look at this bad boy;

Holy cow!

I am honestly not kidding when I say that if I came face to face with that thing, I would do one of two things; 1) Sob uncontrollably, frozen to the spot, completely unable to move, not even to wipe the trail of tears and snot that would undoubtedly be rolling down my face.
2) Loose control of all bodily functions.
Don't pretend you wouldn't do the same. I mean, come on! Look at his head! It's the size of that woman's entire torso.  it could eat you whole. Oh, and don't think the woman is holding the cow on the harness. No, no. The cow is clearly holding the woman; he is in front, taking the position of dominant pack leader (I watch The Dog Whisperer and I'm pretty sure that the same theories can be applied to cows. I know what I'm talking about, people!) That woman is entirely at that cow's disposal, she has no more control over that cow than an earthworm does over me. I can't confirm it, but I'm pretty sure the cow ate her shortly after the photograph was taken.
Let this be a warning to you all; COWS MEAN BUSINESS!