Justin Beiber is clearly a genious... geneis...jeni...gen... Nevermind. Just watch this.

After watching the above clip, I established two things

 1) Justin Beiber still hasn't hit puberty. 

2) Justin Beiber is truly, immensely, unquestionably retarded. 

Now, this got me thinking; if justin Beiber doesn't know what "german" is, then there's probably a whole host of other things which he doesn't know about. I'm pretty sure that whoever is responsible for his safety and well-being while he is on tour has had to have a lot of explanatory conversations with him (possibly involving picture cards and hand puppets). I therefore compiled a list of;

Explanatory conversations that people have probably had with Justin Beiber

• Justin... sweetie... No, I don't think your songs ever will bring world peace. In fact, they might do the opposite.
• There's this thing called "puberty" and one day you're going to hit it.... No.. Not actually "hit it" as in physically hit something... I assure you, your face will be fine, it's a figure of speech..... Whats a figure of speech, you say? Oh, never mind. Forget I said anything, puberty probably won't hit you anyway. 
• No Justin, that toy says ages 3 to 5 on the box, you're too old for it.... The picture on the box scares you?... So you're not getting it then?... Probably for the best.
• No, that man shouldn't have touched you there. And it wasn't a "special hug"
• Honest to god, he wasn't lying to you, "German" is a real word.... I promise... Cross my heart and hope to die.... No, I don't really hope to die, it's a figure of...never mind. 
• Oh... ummm... you're supposed to have two of those. 

let me know if you have any more suggestions to add to the list, if it's funny, I'll add it on and put your blog link on the post.