So, I've devised a list conversation topics that it is ok to for me talk about, and a list that, for the sake of my reputation, I probably shouldn't.
Things that are Not ok to talk about;
Seahorse pregnancies
Tampons
Genocide
How loofas actually grow on trees and don't come from the sea
Noodles the hamster (RIP)
Unicorns
Things which Are ok to talk about:
The weather
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| But the unicorn's so pretty! :( |
So, if I want to be accepted socially, the only topic I am able to talk about is the weather. Every other topic has potential for a tangent to be found. Once a tangent has been found it is inevitable that I will go down it. And once I go down it there is no stopping me; all manner of gibberish will come out of my mouth and I will be unable to stop it, which is unfortunate, as generally there is a positive correlation between the amount of words coming out of my mouth and the inappropriateness of subject matter...
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