The other day I was walking home from uni, minding my own business, when I noticed a woman walking towards me. She was wearing those leggings that were fashionable for mums in the 80's, a faded shell-suit jacket, an off white T-shirt decorated with food stains, glasses so thick they were probably bullet proof, and an expression so blank she could have given that thick woman off the Iceland adverts a run for her money.
Anyway, as I walked past her I heard her say "Fucking hell, stupid cow."
Errrrrm... Not sure what I did to deserve that, but it was definitely aimed at me, seeing as I was the only person on the street, and she was right next to me when she said it. I didn't say anything back, because I was too shocked at the time, (being the posh, well spoken lady that I am...) which is unfortunate as she looked like one of the only people in Hull that my pathetic little T-rex arms could have knocked out. Although it's probably a good thing I didn't try anything, as no doubt there would have been repercussions from her retarded, inbred, mutant family.
I am literally the only person in the world who could be called "stupid" by someone who's eyes don't even point in the same direction. She probably used her freakish mutant sense of smell to work out that I am too wimpy to confront anyone, even if they totally deserve it.
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Aww no you definately did not deserve that! What a terrible human being she is! It reminds me of the time me and two friends were casually walking down Oxford Street shopping and this nasty looking girl called us 'Slags' for no reason at all. We didn't even know her and we were dressed in beauty therapy uniforms. WTF?! A lot of these crap people just do it to make themselves feel better as they have nothing but a rubbish life to go home to. =)
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